You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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