You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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