it was like eating out sand paper
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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