i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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