we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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