When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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