that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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