He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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