I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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