i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
a search helicopter?!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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