she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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