North Korea, Best Korea!
i already hear my dad disowning me
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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