You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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