I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
