nut hugger
Non-Jews are for practice
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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