It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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