Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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