I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We are all done wearing pants today
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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