Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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