yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i think im in europe. pls send help
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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