Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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