how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
