are you so shy because you have an std?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I have fence marks all over my body
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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