Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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