Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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