This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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