yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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