I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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