So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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