I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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