omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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