Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i think my cat just said my name.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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