I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
