You're completely useless in the revolution.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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