You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
is wine microwaveable?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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