I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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