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(256): View more from Alabama

She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.

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(540): View more from Virginia

LETS GO REDSKINS!

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Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life

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(605): View more from South Dakota

i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."

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(408): View more from California

Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay

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(214): View more from Texas

I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.

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