If that was your dad, he is hot
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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