69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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