Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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