i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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