Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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