i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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