That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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