Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
