I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
FUCK WHALES
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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