yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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