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i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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