I think I died a long time ago.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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