Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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