Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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