Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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