Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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