The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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