Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
3 2 1 whiskey
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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